EPISODE 6
Carl is selling his revolutionary new hair restoration cream called ‘Fleece.’ Unfortunately there are some side effects, as Carl demonstrates to interested shoppers, as he reveals his extremely hairy legs and back.
Donncha is in a shopping centre promoting his brand new clothing range -Donners. Doireann is his publicist and she’s asking shoppers to give their honest review of the unique range. All is going well until an eager Donncha shows up to see how it’s going. Will the shocked shoppers change their tune or tell it to him straight.
Carl and Donncha are doing a live radio broadcast from St. Stephen’s green shopping centre. They are asking people to take part in their ‘Hurry Up’ quiz, where contestants have to answer a question in 30 seconds to win the prize of a lifetime. The only problem is the questions take 30 seconds to read out!
Doireann is offering people the chance to get their hands on their very own fake diplomas for the bargain price of €9.99! They just need to have their photo taken in front of a green screen and choose their subject. But what happens when special agent Donncha comes along to crack down on this illegal operation.
Donncha is attempting to break another World Record, this time in the sport he knows best, Rugby. Doireann is the photographer who needs some help from members of the public with her flash, for when Donncha hits his golden target of 5000 passes. But when the flash goes off and stuns him, he drops the ball and the record attempt is ruined. Who will get the blame?
Carl is in a garden centre with his new feathered friend, Saffy the talking parrot. When customers come to say hello, Carl runs to get the bird a treat to encourage Saffy to say a few words. But how will people react when this angry parrot demands to be set free?
Carl is showing off a brand new A.I. system for Irish homes – Eileen. This revolutionary new system is great at mimicking accents and speaking her mind with members of the public. But in reality, it’s actually Doireann talking from a nearby room.
Doireann is celebrating her wedding day, and Carl is the photographer with the big job of getting the perfect shot. He needs help releasing two white doves from a cage at the perfect moment in front of the happy couple. But when some helpful people pull back the cage-cover it reveals a satisfied looking cat inside the cage, and no doves!
