“May I Trim Your Hedges?” Season 3, Episode 3
Frank is supposed to take baby Hymie for his check-up, but when he discovers that dying kids can get Bulls tickets from The Wishing Lane Foundation, he tells Carl (series star ETHAN CUTCOSKY) he has cancer in order to scam the charity.
Fiona seeks a cashier job at the grocery store. When the new manager (guest star ERIC EDELSTEIN) expects a sexual favour in return, Fiona enlists V’s help to blackmail him.
Debbie witnesses a guy fondling himself on the train — prompting the family to hunt down other sex offenders in their neighbourhood. They learn a paedophile lives down the street and the boys rally to get rid of him. When the pedophile, Blake, turns out to be a “she,” (guest star JUSTINE LUPE) Lip becomes s interested for a very different reason.
Veronica’s spent the night on the Gallagher couch. She hates the connection Kev shares with his wife and she’s stung by the news that Kyle may be Kev’s son. Jimmy and Este attempt to fake out the INS. Mickey (series star NOEL FISHER) beats up Ned (guest star HARRY HAMLIN). Mandy (series star EMMA GREENWELL) teaches Debbie how to take down a pervert. And Carl is offered the trip of his short lifetime to cancer camp.